Monday, January 22, 2007

Karma is a BITCH!




Charlie told me something over the weekend that he has never told me before.

The week before I learnt of the affair I became very ill. I had a severe infection through my lymph system and nearly faced surgery. I was in a hell of alot of pain and as a consequence could not eat or get out of bed.

So I lost some weight!

Once I got better, and seemed to take an eternity, I decided to keep going on the weight loss journey and have managed to lose a substantial amount of weight, doubling what I lost through the illness.

I have dropped 3 dress sizes and I feel fantastic! Everyone comments on my new figure, not that I was ever really big before.

Well it has been a real bugger that I had to go shopping and buy myself a new wardrobe of clothes, but I have completed my mission and have managed to pick up some absolutely gorgeous clothes.

So I bet you are asking where Karma fits into it?

Well Charlie told me that whilst I was losing all my weight the Mistress was actually gaining a significant amount of weight.

I guess she wanted was mine so she has it now, only I don't think this was what she bargained on!

I wonder if she needs any new clothes as I have a HUGE pile ready to donate to charity that no longer fit me.

Karma is a bitch!

28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too have observed this in real life, seriously, someone loses weight and someone takes it on. Maybe its how the world stays balanced lol

Monday, January 22, 2007 11:18:00 pm  
Blogger kissmekate said...

You may be right Lara.

Let's just hope that no-one close to me starts to lose weight!

I have been really lucky and kept it all off apart from a kilo that snuck back in there over Christmas, but I will get that off again.

Monday, January 22, 2007 11:21:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah the christmas kilo is with all of us lol..

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 12:02:00 am  
Blogger Frannie Farmer said...

How great for you!
Yep, gotta love Karma .. I firmly believe what comes around goes around ... or is that what goes around comes around - darn, I can never keep it straight. Anywho .. you know what I mean :o)

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 5:16:00 am  
Blogger Weekends Off said...

Giggles!!!! Oh I love Karma!!!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 8:06:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously still bitter? Why do you let her continue to have that control over you?

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 8:24:00 am  
Blogger kissmekate said...

Hey Frannie I know where you are coming from but I get ya!
;-)

Weekends off - I feel really awful (can you hear my sarcasm???) and evil that I can't stop giggling myself!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 8:25:00 am  
Blogger kissmekate said...

welcome anonymous...and how amazing that you don't appear in stats???

Bitter - not on your life!

I am glad that I could give her something to remember me by. And also happy to help her out if she needs some new clothes.

And control over me - no matter what way I look at it I can't see how she has ANY control over me.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 8:42:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMFG!!! I wish I could find that person who is willing to take all my weight so I can start losing.... :)

TOO FUNNY

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 8:45:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rose I can honestly say that I hate the huff puff, but floor work, ie sit up, push ups etc etc seem to do it for me.. Go find a discount bin and look for exercise dvds, the after work out ones that cover floor work will help teach you how to maximise those wobbly bits on all of us , ie thighs belly and bottoms Hehe
Oh and how unique an anom person getting their big girls panties in a knot cos Karma came to visit and left kates kilo with them

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 8:59:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just had to comment, I just
loooooooooooove KARMA
hope someone wants my extra pounds badly xo

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 11:42:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Greetings from Melrose Place.

Your funny!

You give those clothes to Vinny's Hun.

You obviously haven't seen her for a while.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 4:20:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its not karma thats the bitch

for gods sake, let it go will you

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 5:39:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this site upsets you so much Melrose don't visit..

or is it just toooooooo tempting

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 10:41:00 pm  
Blogger Weekends Off said...

Heh heh heh *giggles*

The mistress is so fat....

she wakes up in sections

she doesn't take photos she takes posters

she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 1:14:00 am  
Blogger kissmekate said...

Weekends taht is evil!

And I have re-read my post and despite the accusations flying around here.... I have NEVER called the mistress fat!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 7:45:00 am  
Blogger KBear said...

this, is Kate's outlet. This is where she can say what she wants, and no one should judge her for that.

Telling her to let it go, and that she's bitter? that's not fair. This is part of her healing process and if you can't understand that, then leave. This is her therapy, her outlet, HER PLACE. If this is what she needs to heal and get the closure she needs to "let it go" then so be it. Who are you to judge?

I'm sorry if I'm starting anything. and this isn't mean for those who have been nothing but supportive. I don't really mean to start anything, but you can't do that. I'm all for freedom of speech, but you can't just show up on someone's blog and start saying stuff like that.

Have some respect for Kate and for her blog.

I wont say anything else about it Kate, and Im very sorry if Ive ticked anyone off.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 7:55:00 am  
Blogger kissmekate said...

Kbear thanks for your support.

Mistress has her 'friends' once again visiting. Good for them. If anything starts it will be because she cannot let it go and continues to visit my blog....nothing more!

This IS my outlet, never intended for the mistress' eyes or those of her 'friends', the main reason I shut my other blog down.

This IS my outlet where I will write whatever I see fit in order for me to heal from this experience. If that means writing about the mistress then I bloody well will write about the mistress. Don't come in here judging me or criticising me.



Anonymous said...
Obviously still bitter? Why do you let her continue to have that control over you?

8:24 AM



Thank you for your words of wisdom. From this point forward I am going to live my life according to your philosophy.

So she is NO LONGER going to control me and I will continue to blog. I have written a lot of posts that are in draft that I have not published for fear of her reactions.

Well guess what? She is no longer controlling me so I guess those posts will be published!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 8:05:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a valid point Kate ( not letting her control what stays in draft and what does'nt .
Youre right, as you are lol..

Ps Loving this blog

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 8:23:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Goody, goody.

I can't wait for the stuff you have in draft. We have printed off your blog and we have it in our lunch room at work along with the Thats Life and New Idea magazines.

My manager nearly spat his coffee laughing at your post about Tell Muumy about your new friends.

BTW 10:41 anon. This blog doesn't upset me at all. I genuinely get a good chuckle from Kate's way with words, and so do alot of other people.

Kbear and Kate, I left the 4:20 anon comment and not the other two. You are very right when saying this is Kate's blog and she can say what she likes. In fact I'd be really disappointed if she didn't continue as I would have lost a form of excellent entertainment.

And Kate I think it's great that you write this blog under the assumption that the mistress reads it. I'm sure that makes your venting much more powerful.

The downside being that assumption can lead to conclusion jumping as per your post Smile For Me which has unfortunately filtered over into the life of an innocent person.

Melrose

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 8:41:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Melrose Place a blend of melodrama, black humor, unapologetic sexuality, and shocking moments, The formula of sex and over-the-top storylines led to an ironic twist as Melrose Place also has become the standard bearer for shocking storyline twists in the prime time drama genre, with classic "shock" moments such as the villain XXX revealing that she wore a wig and had scars on her head from where she had a labotomy performed on her, raised the bar in terms of shocking plot twists in the prime-time soap genre.

Sounds like a fab place to live Melrose Place

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 8:59:00 am  
Blogger kissmekate said...

Hey Melrose,

Glad I entertain you. But I am not going to entertain YOU.

Now perhaps you should ask the Mistress for a copy of the golden piece of paper and when you read it pay particular attention to the third party clause.

Only one warning will be issued and this is it.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 9:00:00 am  
Blogger Determined said...

To the people with no life who print out blogs and hang them in their gossip-laden offices:

buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrpppp

Okay, back to our scheduled program.

Whoever wants to lose weight should set the treadmill at 7.0 miles per hour and run for 15 minutes. Then, go to the weight room and lift 40% of your weight. Do just twice a week, and you'll be golden! I have an athletic and toned body ready for the beach, (not to brag), and this how I got it.

Oh, and lara, you cracked me up with that wig & labotomy story.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 12:03:00 pm  
Blogger kissmekate said...

solaris you crack me up!

Pity you can't put a sound effect with that.

Shame mistress is not blogging as I have run out of toilet paper.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 12:11:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you ever come back from 48 hours of a dead computer to ask..

What did I miss?

Does anyone out there know how to spell that noise you make when you stick your tongue out between your lips and blow a raspberry?

Well if you do, can you say it for me?

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 6:50:00 pm  
Blogger Weekends Off said...

"Shame mistress is not blogging as I have run out of toilet paper."

Kate! ROFL! Diet coke all over my computer is NOT a good thing!

Oh, I didn't mean to imply that you said the mistress was fat...I just happened to find those jokes in my inbox and thought it would be kinda funny since she gained some weight...

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 11:51:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I aim to amuse Sol :-)

Thursday, January 25, 2007 6:49:00 pm  
Blogger Determined said...

shame my husband's mistress has stopped emailing me as I have run out of Kotex! eeewww! HA HA HA HA HA justkidding

Friday, February 02, 2007 4:08:00 pm  

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