Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Laughing my fucking ass off!

I have had the biggest laugh today!

Well I ran into someone today that I have known for a number of years. I don't really know her all that well but when we see each other we chat and get on really well.

She was aware of some of the stuff that has been going on with regard to my marriage during the last 18months but not a great deal of detail. But today she told me something that made me grin from ear to ear.

Remember when Charlie went interstate and his mistress accompanied him for all of 24 hours?
She told me that she was on the same flight as Charlie and his mistress that day. She told me that she saw him buy her a drink in the lounge area and then board the plane and sit together. She said they were not at all affectionate or the like and she assumed that she was one of Charlie's work colleagues.

I then told her that this female person was Charlie's mistress. Her jaw dropped and her facial expression was pure gold. I asked her what the problem was and after a few seconds she laughed a little and told me.

She went on to say that "she is absolutely nothing to look at, rather ugly actually" and she also said "I don't know what he saw in her when comparing her to you".

I nearly pissed myself! Don't really know why I was so shocked because even Charlie told me she was nothing to look at. His words were "ordinary head and ordinary head job too!"